reattachment:

If we’re texting then I have to be the one to reply late and not you
sorry I don’t make the rules

(via bitrates)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(via unescapable)

bitrates:

I have one or two passwords for everything so if you figured them out, you could probably take over my life.

(via bitrates)

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

(via encourage)